Thursday, March 29, 2012

Oh Boy! (George) - A NEW LETTER (of hatred)


Dear Bully -
I was researching online re: the upcoming Furry convention in Pittsburgh which, as you know, will take place this coming June.
I’m sure you and your idiot readers will protest the event. 
It’s really unfortunate that in order to google an important event to myself and my fellow anthros that we are forced to read your trash: Furries Hate Me.
Really? Are you sure?
From the letters on your site, from the personal emails that you publish from my brethren… YOU seem to hate US.
Yes, it did appear you had ONE bad experience with our convention in 2010 when you posed as one of us in an attempt to be funny.
“Attempt”.
I would like to fusonally warn you that if you or your minions attempt to ruin our convention then there will be consequences that you will hate.
This is not a threat because anthros are the least threatening species in the Universe, however Bullying is NEVER tolerated.
This is your warning Gabbonesso!
Signed,
Cam E. Leon


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    1. they have their own language. like hobbits or elves.

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  2. they have their own language. like hobbits. or elves.

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  3. SO...you just received a warning, not a threat (because they are the least-threatening species ever)that you will hate the consequences of your actions should anyone disrupt them for any reason. Can someone cue the Benny Hill "Yackety Sax" music? I can picture Gab, bedecked in a little kid haloween costume of a cat (you know, plastic crappy mask and panty-hose tail) being chased around the city by a bunch of overgrown muppets. Oh, I'm sooooo bringing popcorn.

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