Friday, November 11, 2011

Entry #5: A Letter From Dr. Fox




Dear "Ironic" PUMA (a.k.a. Closeted Furry in Shark's Clothing) -

Not all "furries" (as you call us) are uneducated morons. You talk about irony but what I find to be ironic is a PUMA pretending to hate furries...

I scoured your blog. Not this pathetic attempt to make Anthropomorphism seem weird and stupid. No, your other blog: gabbonesso.com.

You are a blatant PUMA. You love Hillary Clinton. Do you think your idol Hillary would judge us?

Well, she does not.

She attended a furry convention during her campaign.

As did our President.

Have either of them ever attended one of your crappy comedy shows?

I didn't think so.

Good luck trying to make us look stupid!

Also, you sure seem to like dressing like a furry for someone who "HATES" furries.

I wonder if this girl "doth protest too much"...

Signed,

Dr. Fox
medfredfox@ymail.com


(Dr. Fox included this picture with his email. I don't have the heart to inform him that she is not posing with a "furry" but with her hubby the former President of the United States. Oh, Dr. Fox... You are too smart for your own good.)

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