A NEW LETTER! THIS ONE IS NOT SO HATEFUL AS MUCH AS CREEPY!

Gab Bonesso and Phineas (the "real" shark)

Dear Ms. Bonesso -

I am so sorry to see that so many of my "furry" brethren are attacking you online. I understand your confusion from your original post. You were trying to be a part of the event by dressing as one of us. Your intention was NEVER to be mean or disrespectful. In fact, you were trying to show us respect. I get it.

In fact, I believe it was the "furries" whom you were exposed to who acted mean and disrespectful.

It takes a lot for a human who does not identify as a "furry" to dress as one. Just like it would take a lot for a heterosexual man to dress like a homosexual man. Right?

I respect what you did.
I understand it.
You are have my total support.

I was also wondering if you ever wear your shark costume anymore? You looked very pretty in it. I should have mentioned this earlier but I, too, prefer the comfort of a shark costume. I've enclosed a pic of myself. Am I'm scary enough for you?

(BTW: The little girl is my daughter from my first marriage. Her mother was a dolphin. Our marriage never stood a chance.)

My email is: sharkysimmons69@aol.com
My g-chat is: sharkysims
My plenty of fish username is: sharkysharksims

Hit me up if you want to further explore your shark possibilities!

Your fan/friend,

Sharky Simmons

ENTRY #3: A LETTER FROM MADELINE

Dear Furry Hating Bitch and Shark lover-

Oh boo hoo, you came in with a bad attitude and the crowd hated you because of it, can you blame them? Furries are the most understanding creatures in the world.

If anything you should have come out of this feeling a little bit of empathy for a bunch of nerds who get bullied nearly non-stop just because they are misunderstood.

Though from the way you wrote out these events I can see you are no were near ready to accept the fact that people around you have different hobbies, ones that you need not understand or participate in, just tolerate.

If you don’t want to be a furry, don’t be a furry, don’t go to furry conventions, don’t talk to furries online, but don’t make yourself look like an unprofessional little freak who got her knickers in a knot because not everything in the world fits into her “game plan”. Sorry your shark isnt giving you enough.

All this is another “furries ruined my day” sympathy piece from someone who obviously got their ego hurt a group of people who didn’t worship or hang on her every word because she lacked fursonality!

Haha, even furries dislike you, that should tell you something.

You probably don’t even know what it’s like to have sex with a tail?

Your a joke.

Too bad you can’t tell them.
Looser!


Madeline


Dear Madeline,

Yep, I'm the "freak". Per your statement: "Your a joke". Yep, me again. As for your assumption that I don't know what it's like to "have sex with a tail", well, let's just say that I once dated a jackal who turned out to be Beelzebub back in the early aughts. So. Yeah. I know a thing or 6 (6-6) about tail sex. Thanks for asking.


Your friends,


Gab (the "looser") and Phineas (the shark - inflatable NOT furry)