Monday, September 19, 2011

ENTRY #3: A LETTER FROM MADELINE



Dear Furry Hating Bitch and Shark lover-
Oh boo hoo, you came in with a bad attitude and the crowd hated you because of it, can you blame them? Furries are the most understanding creatures in the world.
If anything you should have come out of this feeling a little bit of empathy for a bunch of nerds who get bullied nearly non-stop just because they are misunderstood.
Though from the way you wrote out these events I can see you are no were near ready to accept the fact that people around you have different hobbies, ones that you need not understand or participate in, just tolerate.
If you don’t want to be a furry, don’t be a furry, don’t go to furry conventions, don’t talk to furries online, but don’t make yourself look like an unprofessional little freak who got her knickers in a knot because not everything in the world fits into her “game plan”. Sorry your shark isnt giving you enough.
All this is another “furries ruined my day” sympathy piece from someone who obviously got their ego hurt a group of people who didn’t worship or hang on her every word because she lacked fursonality!
Haha, even furries dislike you, that should tell you something.
You probably don’t even know what it’s like to have sex with a tail?
Your a joke.
Too bad you can’t tell them.
Looser!


Madeline


Dear Madeline,


Yep, I'm the "freak". Per your statement: "Your a joke". Yep, me again. As for your assumption that I don't know what it's like to "have sex with a tail", well, let's just say that I once dated a jackal who turned out to be Beelzebub back in the early aughts. So. Yeah. I know a thing or 6 (6-6) about tail sex. Thanks for asking.


Your friends,


Gab (the "looser") and Phineas (the shark - inflatable NOT furry)


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